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Dearly beloved, for your entertainment
It's my pleasure to introduce to you Hell's latest arrival
The equal opportunity killer, Alastor
[Verse 1]
Hello, it's nice to meet you! (Hello!)
Now, can you tell me where I am?
I don't know how I got here, but I
I think I'm startin' to understand
I don't belong among the angels
And baby, that's just fine with me (Ha!)
The things I did up there were high school
But now I'm going for my degree
[Chorus]
Hey! Sorry, but you just got in my way
I promise, honey, I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit
Does that make me insane?
Haven't been the same since I expired
Doesn't mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire
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